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I'm Not Bald

from Imagine That by Monty Harper

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I got no hairs upon my head
But that don't mean I'm bald.
All's it means is the daggum things
Don't come when they is called.
I guess they could've left for good
But it still don't mean I'm bald.
A man whose parted with the hair that he started with
Is what I'd rather be called.
Call me Chrome Dome.
Call me Slap Top.
Call me a bowling bowl.
But as a rule, unless you're cruel
You shouldn't call me bald.

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from Imagine That, released January 1, 1996

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Monty Harper Stillwater, Oklahoma

Monty Harper is a children's musician in Stillwater, OK. He performs for elementary schools and libraries, helps kids write their own songs in workshops and residencies, does informal science education, and writes songs for clients.

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