He said, “I love you.” (audience:) Yeah, right!
He said, “I love you.” (audience:) Yeah, right!
He said, “I love you.” (audience:) Yeah, right!
“I love you like I never loved nobody before.”
He gazed into that little frog’s eyes,
and he said, “I hope you’ll always be mine!”
And then he kissed her. (audience:) Ew, yuck!
And then he kissed her. (audience:) Ew, yuck!
And then he kissed her. (audience:) Ew, yuck!
He kissed her like he never kissed nobody before.
He kissed that froggy right on the lips,
and she turned into a beautiful princess.
But she shoved him! (audience:) Back off!
But she shoved him! (audience:) Back off!
But she shoved him! (audience:) Back off!
She shoved him like he’d never been shoved before.
She said, “How dare you kiss me, you dirty dog!
I’d rather have always been a frog!”
And then she left him. She said, (audience:) “Goodbye!”
And then she left him. She said, (audience:) “Goodbye!”
And then she left him. She said, (audience:) “Goodbye!”
She left him like he’d never been left before,
and as he watched his princess hop away
he began to sniffle; it’s embarrassing to say.
He cried his eyes out. (audience:) Boo hoo!
He cried his eyes out. (audience:) Boo hoo!
He cried his eyes out. (audience:) Boo hoo!
He cried his eyes out like he’d never cried for no one before,
but then he stopped, and he said, “Man, why should I cry?
I’ll bet that princess still eats flies!”
And he went searching. (audience:) Yoo hoo!
And he went searching. (audience:) Yoo hoo!
And he went searching. (audience:) Yoo hoo!
Searching like he’d never searched for nothing before,
he was looking for another frog to kiss
so he could try his luck with another princess.
And then he found one. (audience:) Hello!
And then he found one. (audience:) Hello!
And then he found one. (audience:) Hello!
He found another frog more beautiful than any before.
He said, “Pardon me if I could be so bold,
but there’s something that I’m feeling and it’s got to be told!”
He said, “I love you!” (audience:) Yeah, right!
He said, “I love you!” (audience:) Yeah, right!
and then he kissed her, (audience:) Ew, yuck
and then he kissed her, (audience:) Ew, yuck
so she shoved him, (audience:) Back off!
so she shoved him, (audience:) Back off!
and then she left him. (audience:) Goodbye!
and then she left him. (audience:) Goodbye!
He cried his eyes out, (audience:) Boo hoo!
He cried his eyes out, (audience:) Boo hoo!
and he went searching. (audience:) Yoo hoo!
and he went searching. (audience:) Yoo hoo!
He found another. (audience:) Hello!
He found another. (audience:) Hello!
He said “I love you!” (audience:) Yeah, right!
He said “I love you!” (audience:) Yeah, right!
Well, this went on for a dozen weeks until he
finally found princess that he wanted to keep.
She was a wonderful frog, so he left her that way.
They’re still together to this very day!
Monty Harper is a children's musician in Stillwater, OK. He performs for elementary schools and libraries, helps kids write their own songs in workshops and residencies, does informal science education, and writes songs for clients.
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