My Toilet and I
from Jungle Junk by Monty Harper
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lyrics
It had some nasty things to say.
So I opened it up and looked about.
I banged on a thingy and pulled a part out.
It gurgled and gulped, let out a long sigh,
and drenched me with water aimed right in my eye.
So here I sit cold, lonely and wet.
My toilet has not stopped burbling yet.
It thinks it's so smart to have outwitted me.
But I'll show it a thing or three.
I just won't use that quarrelsome commode,
not ever again; I'd sooner explode!
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Monty Harper Stillwater, Oklahoma
Monty Harper is a children's musician in Stillwater, OK. He performs for elementary schools and libraries, helps kids write their own songs in workshops and residencies, does informal science education, and writes songs for clients.
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Apr 2015 -
Mar 2014 -
Nov 2013 -
Nov 2011
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The Rap Guide to Evolution Revised
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All On A Sunday Afternoon
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Season One
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